some joke i came across in some person's blog.
truly hilarious.
enjoy!
When jane initially met tarzan, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh. Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but i will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and lay on the ground.
"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, then gave her a mighty kick in the crotch.
Jane screamed in agony till kingdom come but eventually managed to gasp for air and yelled, "What did you do that for?"
He replied, " Tarzan check for bees first."
darn,
i haven't started the xmas cards.