Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer, wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a ligthbulb?
A: None. They'd prefer it to be darker. (Hmmm, raises eyebrows)

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.



-credits to cherie, some blogger online.


i dont think i like cj very much.
its filled with ___ people,
mostly ogling at each other waiting for each other to ask for their numbers.
like yeah we know you dont get to see the opposite sex often, but HAHA okay?
then there are the __ people,
wearing sweaters under the hot scorching sun.
HAHA.
and oh,
i think i got sunburnt.
omgwtfbbq how am i going to go to school tmr!
):

this is my plan now.
if i failed to appeal into sa,
i'll go to np banking&finance.
don't even know whether my mom allows it or not lol.
according to weisheng,
banking&finance is fun la.
i realy wanna go poly now!
-runs to bed and cries-

am not feeling very excited about tmr.
heard its gonna get dirty, wtf.
someone save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee